Are You Preparing Dinner for Children or Starring in a Post-Apocalyptic Drama?
Are you Baking Cookies with Children or Starring in a Gritty Crime Procedural? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/are-you-baking-cookies-with-children-or-starring-in-a-gritty-crime-procedural
Welcome to Your At-Home High Intensity Interval Toddler Class!
On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
Early Agent Feedback for Wutherton, An Emily Bronte Musical
Female Character Written by Hemingway, or My New Houseplant?
Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties
Things You Shout at Colleagues Over Zoom, or Shout at Your Children While Shouting at Colleagues Over Zoom?
Remarks by an Archaeologist Excavating Ruins, or By Your Dad While Clearing Out the Fridge for Thanksgiving?
Excerpts from the Erotic Thriller I Wrote Despite My Overwhelming Discomfort with Sex Scenes
As This Neighborhood's Oldest Rubber Yard Zombie, I Call for an End to our Severed Arms Race
Rely on Small Child Construction for the Home Office Improvement Needs You Didn't Know You Had
Creating A Swan-Filled Lake as My Own Personal Dating Pool Has Gone Horribly Awry
Excerpts From Are You There, God? It's Me, Momgret
The Hurricane Association Condemns the Use of Performance-Enhancing Markers
Transcripts of the Calls I Imagine 911 Receives About My Parenting
Dante's Fitness Inferno (https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/dantes-fitness-inferno-31db3ff86215A)
A Heartfelt "Thank You" to Swimsuit Designers (https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/a-heartfelt-thank-you-to-swimsuit-designers-7e5e3aa123c4)
Gingerbread House Literary Magazine:
The Gravity of Sisters
Into the Void:
Burritos and Birches
My Mother Edits the World
Surfacing the Toxins
A Tale of Love and Raisin Bread
Small Feats of Heroism My Father Has Performed (https://medium.com/@admin_33094/small-feats-of-heroism-my-father-has-performed-998f7ba8a35f)
The Shark Also Rises (https://medium.com/@admin_33094/the-shark-also-rises-43c530076a7e)
Pilot Transcript for HGTV's Playhouse Hunters
Euphemisms for the Sex You Try to Have When Your House is Also Your Office, School, Daycare, and 24-Hour Recreational Facility
MANUFRACTURE is a Brutal DIY Experience Where Only the Strong Survive
Our New Weight Loss App for Kids is Totally Worth the Risk
The Wake-Up Fairy Is Tired of Your Bullshit https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/the-wake-up-fairy-is-tired-of-your-bullshit
Modern Male Authors Rework Literary Classics by Women https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/modern-male-authors-rework-literary-classics-by-women)
Games My Children Have Invented While We're Trying to Avoid the Hospital
If You Give a Mom a Virtual School Schedule
Goodnight, Goodnight, Instruction Site